It's boring to have the same guy win. I'm actively rooting against myself.

The thing you like/are good at is a sacred thing.

If it's on the Internet, then it's gotta be true.

Twitter makes you a comedian in the same way that digital cameras make you a photographer

We don't realize how hard it was to drive anywhere outside the major cities less than a century ago.

You watch an old 'Jeopardy!' and the categories alone are very plain. 'Poetry,' or 'Movies,' or 'Physics.' If you watch it now, though, there'll be a theme board where the categories are all Hitchcock movies. Lots more jokes, lots more high-concept categories and questions.

I have condemned my kids to a lifetime of geographic illiteracy.