Twitter makes you a comedian in the same way that digital cameras make you a photographer

Sure I have a cell-phone, so I don't have to remember everyone's number anymore, but that really wasn't a core part of my brain.

I would stare at maps of Delaware for hours.

I have condemned my kids to a lifetime of geographic illiteracy.

Twitter makes you a comedian in the same way that digital cameras make you a photographer

Eratosthenes, the mapmaker who was the first man to accurately measure the size of the Earth, was a librarian.

Knowing lots of answers but being a millisecond slow on the buzzer is indeed very frustrating.