Show me a congenital eavesdropper with the instincts of a Peeping Tom and I will show you the making of a dramatist.

A neurosis is a secret that you don’t know you are keeping.

It is Ireland's sacred duty to send over, every few years, a playwright to save the English theater from inarticulate glumness.

If there's one thing I can't bear, it's people who are wise during the event.

The buttocks are the most aesthetically pleasing part of the body because they are non-functional. Although they conceal an essential orifice, these pointless globes are as near as the human form can ever come to abstract art.

Western man, especially the Western critic, still find it very had to go into print and say: "I recommend you to go and see this because it gave me an erection."

No theater could sanely flourish until there was an umbilical connection between what was happening on the stage and what was happening in the world.