Show me a congenital eavesdropper with the instincts of a Peeping Tom and I will show you the making of a dramatist.

A neurosis is a secret that you don’t know you are keeping.

The vengeful hag is played by Ingrid Bergman, which is like casting Eleanor Roosevelt as Lizzie Borden.

The sheer complexity of writing a play always had dazzled me. In an effort to understand it, I became a critic.

What, when drunk, one sees in other women, one sees in Garbo sober.

Western man, especially the Western critic, still find it very had to go into print and say: "I recommend you to go and see this because it gave me an erection."

No theater could sanely flourish until there was an umbilical connection between what was happening on the stage and what was happening in the world.