The buttocks are the most aesthetically pleasing part of the body because they are non-functional.

A neurosis is a secret that you don’t know you are keeping.

Drama criticism ... is a self-knowing account of the way in which one's consciousness has been modified during an evening at the theatre.

Show me a congenital eavesdropper with the instincts of a Peeping Tom and I will show you the making of a dramatist.

I do not see the E.E.C. [European Economic Community] as a great love affair. It's more like nine middle aged couples with failing marriages meeting at a Brussels hotel for a group grope.

A novel is a static thing that one moves through; a play is a dynamic thing that moves past one.

There, standing at the piano, was the original good time who had been had by all.