A city whose living immediacy is so urgent that when I am in it I lose all sense of the past.

A good drama critic is one who perceives what is happening in the theatre of his time. A great drama critic also perceives what is not happening.

A good many inconveniences attend playgoing in any large city, but the greatest of them is usually the play itself.

It is Ireland's sacred duty to send over, every few years, a playwright to save the English theater from inarticulate glumness.

The buttocks are the most aesthetically pleasing part of the body because they are non-functional. Although they conceal an essential orifice, these pointless globes are as near as the human form can ever come to abstract art.

The buttocks are the most aesthetically pleasing part of the body because they are non-functional.

There, standing at the piano, was the original good time who had been had by all.