A city whose living immediacy is so urgent that when I am in it I lose all sense of the past.

Among the classic tastes: bread sauce, Nuits St Georges Les Perdrix 1962, Worcestershire sauce, Toblerone and Bovril.

Not content to have the audience in the palm of his hand, he goes one further and clenches his fist.

A neurosis is a secret that you don’t know you are keeping.

The buttocks are the most aesthetically pleasing part of the body because they are non-functional. Although they conceal an essential orifice, these pointless globes are as near as the human form can ever come to abstract art.

If there's one thing I can't bear, it's people who are wise during the event.

A city whose living immediacy is so urgent that when I am in it I lose all sense of the past.