Kenneth Williams Quotes

A fan club is a group of people who tell an actor hes not alone in the way he feels about himself.

The program is already funded. Everything is in place.

I can't stand innuendo. If I see one in a script I whip it out immediately.

And I take full responsibility for my actions and whatever consequences my peers see fit.

I found that if I got up on the stage to entertain the troops I could make them shut up and look.

It's anticipated that Hurricane Rita will still be a Category 3 storm when it hits Port Arthur.

They say Im demonic in humor in the sense that I think people need somebody to wake up their mental processes.

Fundamentally, diaries are about loneliness.

The nicest thing about quotes is that they give us a nodding acquaintance with the originator which is often socially impressive.

I see myself as a roving mosquito, choosing it's target.

We know grooming is important for people. To get their hair done, to get makeup and things like that - that makes a person feel better.

A genial and cultured Arab, Ameen Rihani, whose English is perfect and whose eloquence is astounding. He will discuss with equal eagerness and knowledge the merits of Picasso or Van Gogh, or the Zionist question, or the British achievements in Arabia.

I wonder if anyone will ever know the emptiness of my life. Personal Diary -- Last entry Oh whats the point?

Love is when you would go to the very end of the world with her, and in case she feels weary and tired in between the journey, you would carry her till the end.

It was Noel Coward whose technique I envied and tried to emulate. I collected all his records and writing.