I found that if I got up on the stage to entertain the troops I could make them shut up and look.

It was Noel Coward whose technique I envied and tried to emulate. I collected all his records and writing.

I can't stand innuendo. If I see one in a script I whip it out immediately.

They say Im demonic in humor in the sense that I think people need somebody to wake up their mental processes.

We know grooming is important for people. To get their hair done, to get makeup and things like that - that makes a person feel better.

And I take full responsibility for my actions and whatever consequences my peers see fit.

The program is already funded. Everything is in place.