It's tough enough to have a relationship, and it hurts enough to have it not work.
I hate album covers where people are just smiling so big. It's like a neon sign that says PLEASE COME BUY ME.
Believe it or not, I want to keep growing my audience.
Nothing positive at all in my life came from my marriage, I can tell you that.
When Obama talks about raising taxes on the rich, he's looking at me.
It's funny to see my friends going through that middle-age thing about losing their hair. I went through it in college. They all say, "Oh my God, I'm getting old. I'm never getting laid again." Shut up. Yes, you are.