You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille, with four hungry children and a crop in the field.

I love Viagra. I don't need it, but I tried it. It's a great legal drug.

He said, Son, I've made a life out of readin' people's faces, and knowin' what their cards were by the way they held their eyes.

Growing older is not upsetting; being perceived as old is.

You know, I've always said, I've never felt I was a particularly good singer, but I've always thought I had a great knack for picking hit songs.

The first six years of my career, I got more comments on my weight than on my singing. So I think I became so self-conscious that I started working on it harder.

There'll be time enough for counting when the dealing's done.