"The whiter the bread, the quicker you're dead" because white bread lacks vitamin E and lecithin.

The Colorado River did not form the Grand Canyon. The Grand Canyon was formed as the flood went down.

If evolution is true, you could not know that it’s true because your brain is nothing but chemicals. Think about that.

They banned DDT, not because it was necessarily bad, but because it was a great way to help the population control.

American capitalism has helped finance the communist take over of the world. Somebody is going to answer to God for this.

Of course the Devil is laughing at folks for believing it [Big Bang, etc.]. But hey, it works, it sends 'em to Hell, so he'll use it.

Evolution was Vladimir Ilich Lenin's problem. Lenin lead the Bolshevik Revolution in 1917 and took over Russia. He killed the Zar [ sic ] and his family in cold blood. There would not be communism in Russia today if had not been for Charles Darwin's book on evolution.