You do projects with the hope they will be big and hope they will go beyond what you imagine.

You might be the funniest guy in the world, but if you don't have anything to talk about, people are eventually going to gravitate towards the guy that's actually saying something.

Hard work and determination equals success. Nothing comes easy. Put your mind to something.

When I was married, I definitely went through a lying period.

Comedy's about opening up and being unique, but to a point where the audience can relate to what you're saying.

I don't like to hear woman argue...it makes my balls itch.

The only time you should look back in life, is to see how far you have come.