You do projects with the hope they will be big and hope they will go beyond what you imagine.

I love being on stage, I love being able to tell a story, I love the fact that the audience listens and laughs at it. It makes me happy, and it's what I live for.

I like the fact that now my understanding for entertainment and the entertainment business is completely different from what it was when I first came in. I get the business side of it.

The beauty of me is I'm always going to ask. I'll never not ask.

I can't cook, but I can make a turkey and cheese sandwich like nobody else.

I don't have to change anything. I think that's the secret to comedy. You want to be universal and appeal to everyone. You want to put yourself in a position that no matter what you're talking about, everyone can relate to it and understand it, because it's an experience that everyone can go through. That's what I pattern my writing material and jokes after. I'm trying to maintain a level of realness that my fans can appreciate.

My baby is weird man... when he get mad, he gets in the oven.