Life is too short to worry about what others say about you. Have fun and give them something to talk about.

I'm a whopping 5 foot 4 inches tall. I'm not going to get any taller.

Men are like lions. We hunt.

I try to be funny and not ignorant.

I learned from the guys before me - Bill Cosby, Eddie Murphy, Chris Rock, Richard Pryor, just to name a few. These are guys that let it all hang out. What they lived is what they took to the stage.

I love women with attitude.

How the hell do you wake up dead?