My mom was very strict. She didn't let me watch anything rated R or anything with cussing.

I don't care how busy I am - I will always make time for what's most important to me.

I don't have to change anything. I think that's the secret to comedy. You want to be universal and appeal to everyone. You want to put yourself in a position that no matter what you're talking about, everyone can relate to it and understand it, because it's an experience that everyone can go through. That's what I pattern my writing material and jokes after. I'm trying to maintain a level of realness that my fans can appreciate.

You get one life. I'm going to embrace mine.

I don't know about other people, but I love to work.

Stand-up can take you in so many different places, man. So many doors can be opened up from stand-up comedy, and the first one that was opened up for me was acting.

Expect me to continue what I've been doing, which is trying to take over the world.