I was the guy on the swim team entertaining the bus on the way to the meets.

Bieber has 10 million fans - most are in middle schools, or standing at least 500 feet away from one.

I'm never gonna step away from stand-up. I can't. That's what got me where I am, and that's also my muse. That's how I stay level-headed. That's what keeps me going.

I don't care how busy I am - I will always make time for what's most important to me.

Stand-up can take you in so many different places, man. So many doors can be opened up from stand-up comedy, and the first one that was opened up for me was acting.

All men hate the nagging.

The beauty of me being on stage is I have a voice.