If you're my bestfriend I shouldn't have to ask you to lie for me.
My brother tried to explain sex to me when I was 7 - and he did it with a cup.
I think women go crazy for a reason. It's not like it just happens.
I'm not a good storm-outer... because I forget stuff.
Because I'm small, I've been called things from 'Happy Feet' to 'Little Face.'
The two things in the world we all share in this world are laughter and pain. We've all got problems. The levels of those problems vary, but we've all got problems. When you can take things that are painful and make them funny, that's a gift - to you and your audience.