If you're my bestfriend I shouldn't have to ask you to lie for me.

You get one life. I'm going to embrace mine.

I promise you, I will have something on the Internet that is game-changing. I can't lose.

Stand-up comedy is mine: it's my entity; it's my brand; I own it. I do it when I want to do it.

I love that I can tell the truth and have people laugh at it.

The beauty of me being on stage is I have a voice.

The original 'About Last Night' was phenomenal.