I had a great time being a salesman because of the pitches that I gave when I was selling shoes. However, I don't think I'm as well versed in shoes as I am in comedy. Being a salesman was all about being a people person, and I enjoy being around people. I also love talking to people - which is why I think I did so well.

How the hell do you wake up dead?

The movies and all that stuff are great, but the fact that I'm in a position to do what I want to do, however I want to do it and when I want to do it is bigger.

I've turned down shows offering large amounts of money.

My son is becoming me - just a silly, silly prankster guy.

I performed in a bowling alley before while people were still bowling. Cut the check, and I will perform anywhere.

People don't want to hear about me having leather walls or gold toilets.