I don't use Twitter for bad.

I get that racism exists, but it's not a catalyst for my content. I don't need to talk about race to have material. My style of comedy is more self-deprecating. I think that makes me more relatable. When you deal with 'topics' - race, white versus black - you're not separating from the pack. You're doing what everybody else is doing.

Catholicism is the big house of Christianity. It's got many, many rooms in it. And I've always been attracted to the rooms which are to do with prayer. The mystical strain is the strain whereby the whole day can be given over to prayer through what we call lectio divina, prayerful reading of Scripture, through practice of meditation of when one uses the imagination and the intellect with respect to images, and then finally, and most difficult of all, contemplation, where one empties the mind of all images and all ideas, all concepts, in order to be completely attentive to God.

The thing about impressing your girlfriend is that when you do something like a private island in Fiji, it's all downhill from that point.

Going through my divorce has changed who I am in my understanding of what's good and bad in relationships.

I've done auditions where the casting director is taking the paper out of my hand in the middle of reading.

I DON'T have EX's! I have Y's. Like 'Y the hell did I date you?!