I don't write material. Funny things happen to me in the course of a day, and I just make notes.
Kevin HartThe thing about impressing your girlfriend is that when you do something like a private island in Fiji, it's all downhill from that point.
Kevin HartYou might be the funniest guy in the world, but if you don't have anything to talk about, people are eventually going to gravitate towards the guy that's actually saying something.
Kevin HartThe kind of love that God has for us, I think, is of an infinite longing for union, and the kind of love that God wants us to have for him, I think, is of this also endless longing. Now in eros we lose ourselves. I think erotic love transforms us, but it does so only momentarily. It has to be embedded in something much longer, a much bigger narrative called marriage or durable relationship or something like that.
Kevin Hart