I've pushed several women in front of violent situations. My rule is save myself first.

I feel like whatever you've done in your career, good or bad, it's nothing but preparation for the big events to come.

I don't want enemies. I want friends, and I want them in all shapes, sizes, and colors, and loving whoever they want to.

Laughter heals all wounds, and that's one thing that everybody shares. No matter what you're going through, it makes you forget about your problems. I think the world should keep laughing.

I don't have to change anything. I think that's the secret to comedy. You want to be universal and appeal to everyone. You want to put yourself in a position that no matter what you're talking about, everyone can relate to it and understand it, because it's an experience that everyone can go through. That's what I pattern my writing material and jokes after. I'm trying to maintain a level of realness that my fans can appreciate.

The one thing about the business of entertainment is that you have to learn patience.

You don't want to pigeonhole yourself.