I don't want enemies. I want friends, and I want them in all shapes, sizes, and colors, and loving whoever they want to.

Comedy's about opening up and being unique, but to a point where the audience can relate to what you're saying.

My dad was never married. He was kind of a rolling stone. But he was never disrespectful. At the same time, even though he had women in his life when I was a kid, there wasn't any consistency.

It all depends on what you're willing to invest time and effort in and put your mind to. That's what separates winners from losers. Winners are the ones who want the most out of their opportunities.

I don't think comedy will ever die.

I promise you, I will have something on the Internet that is game-changing. I can't lose.

I'm more of a realist when it comes to life, and I'd much rather my mother be in a spiritual place in Heaven than in a bed, sick, fighting for her life.