Being humble matters.

I know how I get hard. Running on a treadmill behind women in a gym normally does it for me.

The same thing I did in 2013 is what I'm trying to do in 2014, which is continue to improve, continue to shock people. You know, I have several projects coming up between 2014 and 2015, and hopefully by 2015, I'll have another hour of stand-up material where I'll be able to go on the road and tour again.

A reputation as a hard worker is a good reputation to have.

I can't cook, but I can make a turkey and cheese sandwich like nobody else.

You get one life. I'm going to embrace mine.

Success isn't supposed to happen, no matter how hard you work. There's no guarantee you're going to succeed. There's nothing set in stone.