I've been known to preach.

My daughter doesn't even get my humor. She's like, 'Um, no. I don't get it, Dad. Mmm, no, not that one, Dad.'

I can't cook, but I can make a turkey and cheese sandwich like nobody else.

Life is too short to worry about what others say about you. Have fun and give them something to talk about.

My drive is other people's success.

Did I try to embarrass other people? Now if it's about other people, guilty guilty guilty guilty.

At the end of the day, women are a distraction. Whether you realize it or not.