Every relationship should eventually become a long-term relationship. Any director that I meet now isn't just a director. He's potentially a friend, and someone I can call to do a project that I want or that I have. That's what I mean when I say branding and developing yourself, as a business.

I am who I am today because of my mother.

I was the guy on the swim team entertaining the bus on the way to the meets.

I think women go crazy for a reason. It's not like it just happens.

What? Okay, back up. How in the hell do you 'turn up missing'?

There was one incident at a movie theater where my girl got mad at these guys who were talking behind us. I never looked back there, but she was like, 'Will you all just shut up!' And I just got up and moved three rows in front. She was like, 'What are you doing?!' I was like, 'You better get up here! I don't play the fighting games.'

There's actually a lot of bullshit in my Google search. They killed me in one of them! I died in one of my Google searches.