The one thing about the business of entertainment is that you have to learn patience.

My son is becoming me - just a silly, silly prankster guy.

When people get married young, you don't really understand the true definition of marriage.

I don't write material. Funny things happen to me in the course of a day, and I just make notes.

I'm a health nut, but when I eat, I go hard.

Bieber has 10 million fans - most are in middle schools, or standing at least 500 feet away from one.

Before I look stupid and not know what a word means or how to pronounce it, I'll stop the whole production, "Hey, real quick, guys. Define this word for me. Somebody."