The second time around I'll understand that, as a husband, my wife doesn't care about my opinions. I just need to tell her the things that will continue to help me stack the brownie points.

I got a dog with a Napoleon complex. I have a Napoleon complex. We're small. Anything big that we feel is threatening us, we want to fight. We're not a pushover.

I don't know about other people, but I love to work.

Stand-up can take you in so many different places, man. So many doors can be opened up from stand-up comedy, and the first one that was opened up for me was acting.

A reputation as a hard worker is a good reputation to have.

Just because your environment or living space changes doesn't mean that your attitude necessarily has to change.

I ain't never called nobody no redskin. I've never been mad, like, 'Get out of this restaurant, you redskin.'