I love soft-cotton white T-shirts.

Stand-up comedy is mine: it's my entity; it's my brand; I own it. I do it when I want to do it.

Ever argue with a female and, in the middle of the argument, you no longer feel safe because of her actions? She may start pacing back and forth real fast, breathing out her nose. You know what my girl do? When she get mad, she start talking in the third person. That's scary as hell because that's her way of telling me that from this point on, she is not responsible for none of her actions.

You definitely want your kids to understand their heritage, but I don't want my kids to just focus on being black. They are people. I don't want them to judge other people or to be judged. I want them to be good people, so good people will treat them accordingly. I preach that to my kids and everything else falls into place.

I can't cook, but I can make a turkey and cheese sandwich like nobody else.

A lot of blood, sweat, and tears have gone into this career of mine.

I don't know about other people, but I love to work.