We don't always possess faith in the sense of having a clear embodiment of something to hang on to. The relationship between the intellect and faith is a very curious one. Sometimes the intellect can point us to faith, sometimes the intellect can stand in the way of faith. Sometimes, as St John of the Cross points out, we have to darken or blind the intellect in order to have faith.

Men and women do think differently, and frankly, we don't understand each other. Not at all! But that's what makes relationships so amazing.

The racehorses assemble at the starting barrier in all the finery of a mediaeval pageant, the jockeys in silks like figures from a Tarot pack, the bookies in leather and tweeds standing beside their boards each confident that the future has been controlled.

I'm a health nut, but when I eat, I go hard.

The sound of the headboard, that's motivation.

You see some of the weirdest people in Detroit casinos.

Having other comedians complimenting my work is the biggest accolade that I can get.