I didn't want to lift weights and get all big; I just wanted to get cut.

People see me on the street, and they point to me, and they're like, 'Hey! All right, all right, all right!'

I love being on stage, I love being able to tell a story, I love the fact that the audience listens and laughs at it. It makes me happy, and it's what I live for.

Laughter heals all wounds, and that's one thing that everybody shares. No matter what you're going through, it makes you forget about your problems. I think the world should keep laughing.

I'm a Buffalo wing magnet, a sandwich fanatic, a cheesesteak guy. But I'll only get a cheesesteak in Philadelphia. No one else does it right.

I'm a whopping 5 foot 4 inches tall. I'm not going to get any taller.

For me, the way I stay consistent is through stand-up comedy.