People want to act like they know celebrities. They want to see pictures. They want to know where you're going. They want to hear you talk about your family.

I stayed true to my dreams and, eventually, they came true.

My baby is weird man... when he get mad, he gets in the oven.

For me, the way I stay consistent is through stand-up comedy.

I'm not a big politics guy.

In comedy, my strengths are improvisation.

I promise you, I will have something on the Internet that is game-changing. I can't lose.