I don't think comedy will ever die.

The most exciting thing in the world to me is that I'm doing what I love to do, and that I'm successful doing it. Pursuing my dream and executing it is exciting to me.

I shouldn't have to ask for your permission for me to put you in my lie!

I took my daughter to the father-daughter dance and I cried like a little baby. She's 11 years old, so seeing her get dressed up and pretty made me cry.

For me, the way I stay consistent is through stand-up comedy.

I performed in a bowling alley before while people were still bowling. Cut the check, and I will perform anywhere.

You see some of the weirdest people in Detroit casinos.