People don't want to hear about me having leather walls or gold toilets.

What? Okay, back up. How in the hell do you 'turn up missing'?

I don't take pictures when I'm with my kids, for the sake of my kids. It's important when you're as busy as I am that you give your kids your time when you're with them, and nothing compromises that. I've been lucky enough to have fans that understand that.

I make a lot of expressions constantly. I'm animated.

Believe it or not, I make myself laugh. Sometimes when I have thoughts or say some things that are funny, it just makes me laugh, and I don't mind laughing at it before you guys do.

There's actually a lot of bullshit in my Google search. They killed me in one of them! I died in one of my Google searches.

I don't like to hear woman argue...it makes my balls itch.