Not everyone can be bribed with meat, Oberon." "They Can't? Oh! you mean they're vegetarian." "No, they eat meat. It just doesn't sway their decision making process." "Well that... that's just wrong, Atticus!Are they Monsters? It's like they have no moral center!

Monty Python is like catnip for nerds. Once you get them started quoting it, they are constitutionally incapable of feeling depressed.

Yes and I appreciate it. But this is going to be difficult enough without running my words through a filter of illiteracy.

You will respect my authori-tah!' Oberon said, in a passable imitation of Eric Cartman. I reminded him that I needed to concentrate. Sometimes dogs forget; they just get too excited.

Mr. Tall, Blonde and Lightning

Gods can screw anything and anybody. For reference, see history. Atticus O'Sullivan

Winning ugly is still winning.