Not everyone can be bribed with meat, Oberon." "They Can't? Oh! you mean they're vegetarian." "No, they eat meat. It just doesn't sway their decision making process." "Well that... that's just wrong, Atticus!Are they Monsters? It's like they have no moral center!

I'm not a proper anything. Majoring in philosophy kind of turns positive assertions into maybes.

Whoa. He had ghouls on speed dial. My lawyer kicks so much ass.

Poison?" she (Granuaile)said,"I hope it isn't iocane powder.

... we banked around until we found a rainbow in the dark. It was on this occasion that I discovered that Granuaile had never heard of Ronnie James Dio. My shock at this news was such that I almost completely missed the fact that we were traveling on Bifrost, the rainbow bridge to Asgard.

Monty Python is like catnip for nerds. Once you get them started quoting it, they are constitutionally incapable of feeling depressed.

Am I not a fearsome enemy?" "You frighten me primally.