What do you know? She liked to be told she was scary. Kinky.

Do Angels have assholes?" Atticus O'Sullivan - Hexed

She thinks petting me is an honor. This is an unexpected position to take for a goddess of slaughter, but I applaud her defiance of convention.

Oh, I know. They’re dwarfs pretending to be elves. No, they’re not dwarfs either. Okay, okay, they’re “little people,” I’m sorry! Can’t believe I have to be politically correct when you’re the only one who can hear me.

Gods can screw anything and anybody. For reference, see history. Atticus O'Sullivan

Awesome! I'd just bullied Jesus into doing a shot with me. Nobody would ever believe it, but I didn't care. We ordered the insanely expensive stuff, seventy-five dollars for a 1.75-ounce pour of premium Irish whiskey, because if you're doing a shot with Jesus, you don't buy him scotch.

I'm not a proper anything. Majoring in philosophy kind of turns positive assertions into maybes.