Before he (Francis Bacon) came along, people conducted all their arguments through a series of logical fallacies or simply shouting louder than the other guy, or, if they did use facts, they only selected ones that reinforced their prejudices and advanced their ideas.” Oberon replies “don’t they still do that?

Lie down and offer your throat. No, wait, that's how dogs submit. I know! Offer her you're wallet!" Oberon

Silly dark elves. Earth is for Druids.

Yes and I appreciate it. But this is going to be difficult enough without running my words through a filter of illiteracy.

Mr. Tall, Blonde and Lightning

Awesome! I'd just bullied Jesus into doing a shot with me. Nobody would ever believe it, but I didn't care. We ordered the insanely expensive stuff, seventy-five dollars for a 1.75-ounce pour of premium Irish whiskey, because if you're doing a shot with Jesus, you don't buy him scotch.

He was a god of rock. He nearly solved all the world's problems with nothing but power chords and anguished cries into a microphone.