I yawned and stretched luxuriously in the morning. I make noises when I stretch because it feels ten times better than stretching silently.

Monty Python is like catnip for nerds. Once you get them started quoting it, they are constitutionally incapable of feeling depressed.

As any war veteran will tell you, there is a vast difference between preparing for battle and actually facing battle for the first time.

...Having no recourse, I feel back on Shakespeare. Leif would recognize it and understand the context properly. With my remaining few seconds of consciousness, I quoted Benedick from Much Ado About Nothing, who spoke these words to his former friend: "you are a Villain: I jest not." and then I collapsed into a pool of my own blood.

Yer a good lad, Atticus, mowin’ me lawn and killin’ what Brits come around.

its difficult to dislike a man who takes pleasure in giving away free beer.

Thank you, Morrigan. This is very helpful," I said, already feeling myself warming up. "And delivered to me entirely without pain." The Morrigan sucker-punched me hard in the face, sending me sprawling in the snow and breaking my nose. "You spoke too soon and with entirely too much sarcasm," she said. "We could have parted with a kiss. Remember that.