Monty Python is like catnip for nerds. Once you get them started quoting it, they are constitutionally incapable of feeling depressed.
Kevin HearneI can't spend too much time in the forests because I invariably leave traces-ridiculously happy trees, basically, since I'm the last Druid in the world and they tend to geek out like Joss Whedon fans when I show up.
Kevin HearneThatโs what a skinwalker is: a mean asshole with a meaner spirit squatting inside.โ "Iโve run into some of those at the dog park," Oberon said. "Theyโre usually attached to Chihuahuas.
Kevin HearneWhen he said to give him the sword, I donโt think he meant for you to stick it in his guts.
Kevin Hearne