Granuaile looked terminally depressed when she emerged from the bathroom with raven hair and, as a result rather Goth by accident. She didn't want to get her picture taken. "Aughh!" she said miserably, looking in the vanity mirror in the truck of the cab and fingering a wavy curl near her temple. "This sucks more than anything has ever sucked before. You know what we look like? A couple of emo douche bags." "Well, look at the bright side, Granuaile. Emo Douche Bags would be a great band name." [That's brilliant! It's already the unofficial name of more bands than I can count.]
Kevin HearneWisdom eludes me yet, but foolishness I captured long ago and to this day it is my constant companion, though many people consider me wise.
Kevin HearneBrighidโs eyes flashed with a blue flame, and I wondered if she had learned to do that just so she could compete with the Morriganโs red flashes. Maybe I should try to figure out how to make my eyes flash green so I could freak out the baristas at Starbucks. โNo, you foolish mortal,โ Iโd say as my eyes glowed, โI ordered a nonfat latte.
Kevin Hearne