She's kind of like a Mary Poppins just before she turns to the dark side of the Force," Oberon said. He was still behind the counter, but he had a good lok at her as she exited. "Let go of your anger, Malina! There's still good in you! The Emperor hasn't driven it from you fully!

Tell her I am Peace Dawg but I think her cats are closely allied with The Man. I'm going to stick it to them.

Yer a good lad, Atticus, mowin’ me lawn and killin’ what Brits come around.

She switched from ecstasy to embarrassment at about Mach five.

The royal hound's belly demands rubbing. Step lively, humans, neglect me not." ~Oberon

I can't spend too much time in the forests because I invariably leave traces-ridiculously happy trees, basically, since I'm the last Druid in the world and they tend to geek out like Joss Whedon fans when I show up.

I had privately changed 'This, too, shall pass' into 'You, too, shall die'.