Yer a good lad, Atticus, mowin’ me lawn and killin’ what Brits come around.

That's right, there's free beer in Irish paradise. Everyone's jealous.

Wisdom eludes me yet, but foolishness I captured long ago and to this day it is my constant companion, though many people consider me wise.

What do you know? She liked to be told she was scary. Kinky.

Monty Python is like catnip for nerds. Once you get them started quoting it, they are constitutionally incapable of feeling depressed.

I tend to vacillate between belief systems. Right now I'm kind of checking out the whole buffet, you know, and maybe in a little while I'll decide on what I want to put on my plate and chow down on.

I had privately changed 'This, too, shall pass' into 'You, too, shall die'.