They'll have to bring in Mulder an' Scully, because there ain't no CSI on the planet that'll ever be able to explain this.

The royal hound's belly demands rubbing. Step lively, humans, neglect me not." ~Oberon

its difficult to dislike a man who takes pleasure in giving away free beer.

Atticus "What's this religion going to be called?" Oberon "Poochism" A:"and the name of this holy writ I will be typing for you?" O:"The dead flea scrolls: A Sirius Prophecy.

Flidais clapped her hands in delight. "Oh, I bet he nearly shat kine!" That made me laugh - I hadn't heard that expression in a long, long time. I refrained from telling her that the modern expression would be "he had a cow", because I liked the original better. "Yes, the kine he nearly shat would have fed several clans.

The Morrigan’s ideas of sport and mine varied widely. As a Chooser of the Slain, she tends to enjoy nothing so much as a protracted war. She hangs out with Kali and the Valkyries and they have a death goddesses’ night out on the battlefield.

Bullshit, as you Americans say. He's Irish. The Irish say bullshit too.