They'll have to bring in Mulder an' Scully, because there ain't no CSI on the planet that'll ever be able to explain this.

Atticus "What's this religion going to be called?" Oberon "Poochism" A:"and the name of this holy writ I will be typing for you?" O:"The dead flea scrolls: A Sirius Prophecy.

Silly dark elves. Earth is for Druids.

That’s what a skinwalker is: a mean asshole with a meaner spirit squatting inside.” "I’ve run into some of those at the dog park," Oberon said. "They’re usually attached to Chihuahuas.

When he said to give him the sword, I don’t think he meant for you to stick it in his guts.

Poison?" she (Granuaile)said,"I hope it isn't iocane powder.

Druid log July 15: Dark elves are not only quick and efficient killers, but creative and pyrotechnically inclined ones.