Bring it,muthafuckas.Bring it.

its difficult to dislike a man who takes pleasure in giving away free beer.

Mr. Tall, Blonde and Lightning

I yawned and stretched luxuriously in the morning. I make noises when I stretch because it feels ten times better than stretching silently.

Bullshit, as you Americans say. He's Irish. The Irish say bullshit too.

Wisdom eludes me yet, but foolishness I captured long ago and to this day it is my constant companion, though many people consider me wise.

That's right, there's free beer in Irish paradise. Everyone's jealous.