Silly dark elves. Earth is for Druids.

I tend to vacillate between belief systems. Right now I'm kind of checking out the whole buffet, you know, and maybe in a little while I'll decide on what I want to put on my plate and chow down on.

Do Angels have assholes?" Atticus O'Sullivan - Hexed

When in doubt, blame the dark elves.

The royal hound's belly demands rubbing. Step lively, humans, neglect me not." ~Oberon

The Morrigan’s ideas of sport and mine varied widely. As a Chooser of the Slain, she tends to enjoy nothing so much as a protracted war. She hangs out with Kali and the Valkyries and they have a death goddesses’ night out on the battlefield.

That's right, there's free beer in Irish paradise. Everyone's jealous.