Sweet Honey of Dagda, now I was babbling.

Whoa. He had ghouls on speed dial. My lawyer kicks so much ass.

People used to say obvious things ironically or as a form of understatement, but in the last few decades they seem to say it with a sense of discovery, and it worries me.

Gods can screw anything and anybody. For reference, see history. Atticus O'Sullivan

You are telling me that your lawyer is a bloodsucking vampire?

Turns out that once you kill a god, people want to talk to you. Paranormal insurance salesmen with special "godslayer" term life policies. Charlatan's with "godproof" armor and extraplanar safe houses for rent. But most notably, other gods.

Icy glares from vampires are far icier than icy glares from people and when the vampire giving you an icy glare is originally from Iceland, you're confronted with the archetypal origin of the term, and you shouldn't be surprised if your core body temperature drops a few degrees.