Whoa. He had ghouls on speed dial. My lawyer kicks so much ass.

Bullshit, as you Americans say. He's Irish. The Irish say bullshit too.

Poison?" she (Granuaile)said,"I hope it isn't iocane powder.

Druid log July 15: Dark elves are not only quick and efficient killers, but creative and pyrotechnically inclined ones.

Thank you, Morrigan. This is very helpful," I said, already feeling myself warming up. "And delivered to me entirely without pain." The Morrigan sucker-punched me hard in the face, sending me sprawling in the snow and breaking my nose. "You spoke too soon and with entirely too much sarcasm," she said. "We could have parted with a kiss. Remember that.

Yes and I appreciate it. But this is going to be difficult enough without running my words through a filter of illiteracy.

I'm not a proper anything. Majoring in philosophy kind of turns positive assertions into maybes.