Now go and stake some vamps. Especially the sparkly emo ones.

Poison?" she (Granuaile)said,"I hope it isn't iocane powder.

The point is, Mrs. MacDonagh, that the universe is exactly the size that your soul can encompass. Some people live in extremely small worlds, and some live in a world of infinite possibility.

Bullshit, as you Americans say. He's Irish. The Irish say bullshit too.

There are some sights that, once seen, can never be unseen. They replay themselves on a loop in your mind’s home-theatre system with Dolby surround sound until you’re so desperate to be rid of them that you’ll resort to other loops simply to dislodge them for a while.

Granuaile:"So why don't cult leaders achieve godhood?" Atticus:" Because they're megalomaniacs drenched in douche juice.

If I waved that in front of a museum curator, he'd promptly lose control of his salivary glands.