Poison?" she (Granuaile)said,"I hope it isn't iocane powder.

When he said to give him the sword, I don’t think he meant for you to stick it in his guts.

Silly dark elves. Earth is for Druids.

You are telling me that your lawyer is a bloodsucking vampire?

He was a god of rock. He nearly solved all the world's problems with nothing but power chords and anguished cries into a microphone.

I can't spend too much time in the forests because I invariably leave traces-ridiculously happy trees, basically, since I'm the last Druid in the world and they tend to geek out like Joss Whedon fans when I show up.

Awesome! I'd just bullied Jesus into doing a shot with me. Nobody would ever believe it, but I didn't care. We ordered the insanely expensive stuff, seventy-five dollars for a 1.75-ounce pour of premium Irish whiskey, because if you're doing a shot with Jesus, you don't buy him scotch.