Pie...it fills the cracks of the heart. Go away, pain.
As American as an apple is and as American as baseball is, they don't go together. You can't be chewing an apple at a baseball game. You've got to let go of the diet that day.
You think school ends when it ends, but it doesn't.
Every few months I'll pop into a comedy club or go to Vegas.
Every time I do a movie where it gets physical, I say never again.
Now I'm starting to jog. But every time I do jog I have 9-1 pressed into my phone, with the next '1' ready to be launched in case I drop.