As American as an apple is and as American as baseball is, they don't go together. You can't be chewing an apple at a baseball game. You've got to let go of the diet that day.

When Art becomes a Science it is no longer an Art.

Every few months I'll pop into a comedy club or go to Vegas.

I'm not a gay man, but I will say this: I get it now. I know what all the hype is about.

I try to connect with the everyday, every guy.

Teachers have a chance to mold someone, inspire them. I hope all teachers realize that.

From there, I tried out for a community theatre play, joined an improv group... it all started opening up.