As American as an apple is and as American as baseball is, they don't go together. You can't be chewing an apple at a baseball game. You've got to let go of the diet that day.

When you're big you don't need a reason to sweat. You don't, right? My friends cannot grab a hold of this concept. They come up to me all the time like Jeez! What have you been doing? What are ya jumpin rope in the attic?! Well, I peeled an orange.. about an hour ago. Why, what's up?

Nobody actually ever does this—escaping through a window.

If you are not learning, you are not living.

You think school ends when it ends, but it doesn't.

I've always had something in my heart where I root for guys who struggle with women.

From there, I tried out for a community theatre play, joined an improv group... it all started opening up.