I think I invented the phrase 'Don't overdo it.'

I don't want to be known as this goody-two-shoes who can only do comedies where puppies are licking peanut butter off my face.

When my dad was young he shot marbles. When I was young I played Marble Madness on my Nintendo Entertainment System.

Pie...it fills the cracks of the heart. Go away, pain.

I took a public speaking class in college and managed to make the class laugh a little bit.

Every time you make a decision, you mess with someone's life.

Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.