I took a public speaking class in college and managed to make the class laugh a little bit.

I've always been the guy who doesn't necessarily get it with women. A woman would have to say, 'I like you, I want to go out with you, you can ask me.' And still I would question it. Did she mean it?

When you're big you don't need a reason to sweat. You don't, right? My friends cannot grab a hold of this concept. They come up to me all the time like Jeez! What have you been doing? What are ya jumpin rope in the attic?! Well, I peeled an orange.. about an hour ago. Why, what's up?

When my dad was young he shot marbles. When I was young I played Marble Madness on my Nintendo Entertainment System.

A song can take you to a special time in your life.

You think school ends when it ends, but it doesn't.

There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap.